This poem came today in our monthly mailout from the diocese (that's the region that's overseen by our Bishop Michael Hawkins). We thought it was very funny - although unfortunately quite true more often than we'd like to admit - and we had to share it. So do enjoy the poem - and remember to call your minister when major life events occur! :-)
Note for all non-Anglicans: the rector is basically the minister in charge in a place.
No One Called the Rector
When little Damian was born
amid great joy on Monday morn;
They called their parents just to say,
that everything was "A Okay";
They called the papers to announce
his name and weight in pounds and ounce;
They bragged with "fire and smoke and bounce",
but no one called the Rector.
When Damian's parents had their fight
amid great noise on Friday night;
They called their lawyers to present
a quick divorce and settlement;
They signed the forms that sealed their fate
and told their friends of their new state;
They divided up their real estate,
but no one called the Rector.
When Granny had her spell that day
they called the doctor right away;
They called her friends and family
because, of course, she's ninety-three
and suffers from a faulty heart
which tends to skip and stop and start;
And they all thought she'd soon depart,
but no one called the Rector.
The Rector bought a crystal ball,
some tarot cards and voodoo doll;
He bought a new car with "C.B.",
and took a course on E.S.P.,
He nightly charts the stars for signs;
He's read a book on reading minds;
He's sold the phone and cut the lines,
since no one calls the Rector.
-attributed to The Reverend D.A. Petley, (with apologies to S.J. Forrest)
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